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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut."
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"My wife told me to give her 12"" and make her scream... So I did her 3 times in the poop chute and wiped my junk on the curtain. (can't remember where I stole this from)"
"A nurse reached into her pocket looking for her pen and found a rectal thermometer instead. She turned to her colleague and said ""some asshole has got my pen""."
"Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)"
"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"
"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."
"I have a huge fear of elevators... I've started taking steps to avoid it."
"i bet Slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website"
"My Thanksgiving, in math √-1 ——   8"
"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """