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Joke of the Day

"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"

"The Ultimate Spoiler You all die in the end."

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."

"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"

"Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear? Because cher-nob'll fall out"

"canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey."

"There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now. So it looks like the French landed there."

"Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it."

"I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog"

"People commonly believe that Jesus died a virgin, but I heard he got nailed right before he died. Blasphemy."