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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """

"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."

"What do you call a baby Cosmonaut? Yuri Googoogagarin. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out..."

"How do you email a sandwich? In bytes. *Ba dum tss*"

"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."

"Lol how ""take you out"" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you."

"Drake Lyrics I was running and I stubbed my fuckin toe, you know how that shit go, I went down to the floor"

"What do you do if a bird shits on your car? Don't ask her out again."

"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."