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Joke of the Day

"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."

"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."

"What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? They both like to pop open a nice cold one."

"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y? Because why emcee, eh?"

"Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'"

"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"

"UGH now I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a thumb in the corner"

"A woman, a Jew, and a Hispanic walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What's this, a presidential election?"""

"What's the name of the strongest duck out there? PSYtama."

"How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing? Buckaneer"