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Joke of the Day
"Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)"
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"Why do donut shops not hire security? Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection."
"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."
"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"
"[On a treadmill next to a girl at the gym] Me: *Out of breath* Feeling the burn? Her: Yup Me: Me too! Her: How? Your machine isn't even on"
"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."
"A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator.' The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog."
"Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself? The somnambulance."
"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."