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Joke of the Day

"You heard about the first woman to ever die of a marijuana overdose? She was giving Snoop Dogg a rim job and he farted."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fuck."

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"

"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"

"What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene"

"According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems: 1. Me. 2. Not her."

"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."

"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."

"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"

"Your momma is so mean... she has no standard deviation."