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Joke of the Day

"You heard about the first woman to ever die of a marijuana overdose? She was giving Snoop Dogg a rim job and he farted."

"How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What are you talking about? The bulb is fine."

"If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong."

"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"

"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."

"What do you call a one-night stand? A humpty-dumpty!"

"Why do Irish women have small nipples? If they were any bigger their babies would get alcohol poisoning."

"I don't throw anything out anymore I just go to TGIFriday's once a month and glue more shit to the wall no one notices try it"