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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a one-night stand? A humpty-dumpty!"
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"I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey... ...and he's driving me bananas!"
"Click bait I told you it was click bait"
"I recently traced my family tree... It was easier, I'm rubbish at drawing."
"Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America"
"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."
"I opened a window to let a fly out... and three more flew in, along with five mosquitoes, three ladybugs, a bird, and a Jehovah's Witness."
"Just went to a really emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers"
"Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool."
"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"