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Joke of the Day

"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""

"There's a new band called ""1023Mb"" They don't have any gigs yet."

"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""

"""Nailed it."" -inventor of crucifixion"

"DATE: I chose this restaurant for the ambience. ME: Ah, very good. [to waiter] A bottle of your finest Ambiens, please."

"What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user? Meals on Wheels"

"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"

"How does a cat tell time?? In meowers"

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick? I don't have a brick floating in my pool."