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Joke of the Day
"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."
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"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone? A Hans free device"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted."
"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"
"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs!"
"Nine times out of ten, when I say ""on my way"" or ""be there in 5 or 10,"" I haven't even left my house yet."
"[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber."
"I dared my little brother to lick my dad's ass, and he did. So he dared me to lick my sister's pussy. Just FYI, the ass is called Toots and my sister's cat is Mr. Pickle. We're both 9 and 12"
"When a man sleeps with a lot of women.... ....he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum. -Another gem by Jimmy Carr"
"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"