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Joke of the Day

"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."

"What do a cheap robot and a high class prostitute have in common They both stop working for you after you pee on them."

"Russian shit Parent calls up to child: Quit stalling in the bathroom! Child calls back: I'm not Stalin, I'm Putin!"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."

"Why do all Gas Station restrooms look like you just walked in on an exorcism."

"A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July"

"I want a woman for our president. Like the one we got for Bill."

"Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot."

"If you have an Oculus Rift... Then you're Luckey."

"miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke)"