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Joke of the Day
"How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours."
Next Joke
"My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord."
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"Name the four seasons Shit, Summer, Shit, Shit"
"Why is the fridge shaking so much? It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!"
"What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"
"my wife said ive got a drink problem over the holidays........ .........yes you're right , ive only got one mouth. badum tsss."
"What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise? High Seas Dead People"
"What do you call... a dog with no back legs and steel testicles....... Sparky."
"What's got four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a preschool."