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Joke of the Day

"Why do Irish women have small nipples? If they were any bigger their babies would get alcohol poisoning."

"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"

"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""f*ck the neighbors""."

"Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""

"I rented a tuxedo then didn't need it. Do you know how hard it is to sublet a tuxedo?"

"What do you call a Jew with heartburn? An acidic Jew."

"holy shit imagine a crab bringing you breakfast on a tray like a lil waiter"

"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."

"I need your cheesiest jokes (please) I've had a really awful day and frankly need cheering up. I want to hear your worst, corniest jokes to make me smile."

"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."