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Joke of the Day
"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"
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"""What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?"" -- inventor of Autocorrect"
"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."
"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "
"What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist? Kurt Fossil"
"Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down."
"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."
"Mickey Mantle knew 2 things. Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball."
"what did the asian german say to that Jew joke that hit the front page ? I Reich"
"The new Batman movie wasn't all that good I know 12 people that won't watch it again"