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Joke of the Day

"An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job... No exact details were given to the public, but he was a high wanking officer"

"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"

"I usually do not show favoritism... I usually do not show favoritism between my two daughters, but only one of them does anal."

"The McRib is back. Because you're getting new underwear for Christmas anyway."

"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."

"Zero word punchlines * Does this smell like chloroform to you? * I wonder what happens when I pull this pin? * Does this hurt? Comment some more!"

"What famous person is a huge fan of trees? ""Tim ber""ton"

"Me: The salad with chicken, cheese and can you put it between slices of bread? Waiter: So a sandwich? Me: I'd prefer if we called it a salad"

"You know what they say about fleeting boners They cum and they go"

"Don't touch my twat my itchy twitchy twat .... Miley Cyrus. Ba dum tish"