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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."

"Two aerials get married... .. the Reception was amazing."

"Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin."

"Women: When it comes to doggie style...men are behind you 100%"

"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."

"What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear? Thort thorts."

"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."

"Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal."

"Ha! Major typo on page 28 of the new iTunes agreement. Anyone else catch that?"

"I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except ""Drops of Jupiter"". That one's ok."