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Joke of the Day

"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."

"When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head."

"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"

"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."

"""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Ask your sister!"" ""I don't have a si- Oh."""

"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."

"a culture caught between afraid of being seen as too expressive like a hipster or completely inexpressive like a basic person"

"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."