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Joke of the Day
"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"
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"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"
"It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors"
"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"
"A man walks into a bar... He asks the barman ""do you serve women here?"" The barman replies ""no, sorry, you'll have to bring your own."""
"The EU is like a box of chocolates; Nobody likes the Turkish."
"I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r' It was the longest 3 hours of my life."
"I'm going to be late I'm at the hospital getting my hymen restored, so I'm a bit de-laid."
"What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."
"Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour."