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Joke of the Day
"Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?"
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"What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man? The homeless man has $7 to his name."
"They should make another Taken movie, about Liam Neeson's character being under-appreciated for trying to keep his family safe. ""Taken 4: Granted"""
"On a scale of 1 to Osama... How good was the hiding spot?"
"What does a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck."
"I was in the living room and a book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."
"Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh"
"Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Dr. Seuss character."
"2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds"
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."