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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of having uncontrollable OCD.' I put her in her place."
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"My favourite anti joke."
"[1st Date] Brain: Be cool, gurl Him: Hi, I'm Ja- Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins Him: Netflix: So... Just you and me again, eh?"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"That certain unfocusing of the ear that allows you to understand what Donald Duck is saying is also what allows you to understand poetry"
"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."
"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"
"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"