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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of having uncontrollable OCD.' I put her in her place."
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"[Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A mars-upial"
"Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life"
"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"
"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"
"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"
"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."
"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts"