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Joke of the Day

"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"What do you call a gay wildcat? A dandelion"

"Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"Shopping with girlfriend, she says, ""let's go down this aisle."" Me - K. Why? Her - It's a surprise. Me - K. Why? Her - Just grab that. *points* Me - K. Why? Her - KY. Me - K... Her - Y."

"It would probably be cool to hang out with a witch because you could bake just the biggest cake in her child sized oven."

"Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!"

"Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings."

"I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?"

"Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!"

"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."