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Joke of the Day
"Trump: ""If you mess with the United States...."" .....there will be hell Toupeeeeee"
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"What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat*"
"I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions."
"Can we please stop with the holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off the guard tower."
"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."
"Friday. My second favorite F word."
"Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football."
"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Odds are there is someone who is your ""Facebook Friend"" that you absolutely cannot stand and the only reason you keep them on your list is to watch their slow untimely demise."
"Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire."