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Joke of the Day

"I think Jennifer Aniston was filmed on a green screen in 2003 and it gets released with a different background and co-star twice a year."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"

"I love how people always leave voicemails when I miss their calls. It's like they want to be ignored twice."

"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"

"My dog left me christmas present under the tree I had to clean it up"

"How do you call sons of australians and germans? Men at Work"

"I am writing a book about the history of camping. It's all in past tents."

"The only time my wife will ever scream ""Deeper, deeper!""... Is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"

"What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !"