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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"
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"Life is like a packet of jelly beans Nobody likes the black ones"
"Aliens: take me to your leader Me: Hey babe, is it okay if we have company?"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it."
"a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head"
"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""
"What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks? One's Cupid stunts..."
"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"
"Me: *sneaks out of the house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag of chips* My kids: Can we have some?"
"What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells? Cancer cells can get Jobs."