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Joke of the Day
"Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays"
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"Ray Charles has said he doesn't mind being blind.. Because at least he isn't black!"
"What Did H Say 2 O? Water you doing?"
"""I'm turning over a new leaf"" -Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman"
"""I love it when you call me Big Papa."" -obese Dad who's comfortable in his own skin to his child"
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"
"Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time."
"I just got a haircut, but I'm not sure I like it. When I stood up from the barber's chair, I felt extremely lightheaded."
"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"
"I don't care about all the nasty stuff people put on here about Nicki Minaj. I'll still suck her c**k anytime."