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Joke of the Day

"What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?"

"Europe be like... eu: uk bro? uk: it's not eu, it's me."

"When a cop pulls you over, never start a sentence with, ""This may be the alcohol talking, but..."" Trust me on this one."

"I just saw a tiny UFO putting crop circles in a black dude's cornrows."

"Sooo much pressure as a woman to not have a mustache."

"What should we name this ancient Japanese throwing knife? A: Let's just name it the first thing that comes to mind, think you can handle that? B: Sure I can."

"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."

"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."

"What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain? She's almost as smart as a man."

"fyi it turns out you CAN get kicked out of Jimmy John's for calling the sprouts ""vegetable sperms"" live and learn I guess"