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Joke of the Day

"It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight."

"They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called ""Aryan vs Predator"""

"Need jokes with the same punchline as this. Help! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"4 out of 5 dentists agree: Dentist #5 is a real asshole."

"How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing."

"My 5 year old is looking all over the house for his drumsticks but he won't have any luck finding them without a shovel."

"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."

"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"

"If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case."