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Joke of the Day
"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."
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"A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too."
"Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!"
"Girlfriend bugging you to get married? Propose to her in the most inappropriate place. ""I'll have the McChicken. AND YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"""
"I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates."
"What a lie"
"What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro"
"How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying? Because he bawled."
"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."
"Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich"