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Joke of the Day

"fyi it turns out you CAN get kicked out of Jimmy John's for calling the sprouts ""vegetable sperms"" live and learn I guess"

"I found a good, original joke on r/jokes the other day.."

"what did the soldier say to the other soldier when wanting him to get in the tank? ""Get in the tank!"""

"How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? ""Hey little kid! Want to buy some candy?"""

"Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart.."

"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"

"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."

"Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."

"Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business."

"Apparently half of men have a problem with premature ejaculation The rest of us just don't think its a problem."