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Joke of the Day
"Sooo much pressure as a woman to not have a mustache."
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"If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the ""Paleo Diet,"" he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell"
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."
"ME: *opens planner and puts on reading glasses* no im sorry looks like i can't make it FRIEND: you're holding a VCR warranty brochure"
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says 'Make me one with everything'."
"What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke? I literally cant even write now"
"Only 350 more followers until I casually mention the benefits of Amway."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."