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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a tiny UFO putting crop circles in a black dude's cornrows."
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"what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? meh... you'd just think it was cheesy."
"I saw a man with a board saying 'Repent for you're sin's, the end of the world is nigh'. I thought 'That's a bad sign'."
"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."
"This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween. Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane."
"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves free"
"What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape"
"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"