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Joke of the Day

"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"

"And on the eighth day, God let the dogs out. And there was much confusion among the Baha Men."

"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."

"""It's clear"" said the teacher ""That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"" ""Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"""

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes"

"Did you hear about the guy that copied a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."

"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly"

"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."

"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."