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Joke of the Day
"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"
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"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."
"Liz from HR just called me in. I guess my thigh gap is distracting everyone, like that's my fault"
"How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's? A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?"
"What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!"
"What's the worst part about a rape joke? The rape."
"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"
"What do a marriage and superglue have in common? They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol."
"Strangers have the best candy."
"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."