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Joke of the Day

"""It's clear"" said the teacher ""That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"" ""Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"""

"I went to go see the Vagina Monologues... I went to go see the Vagina Monologues/And all I got was a yeast infection."

"Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend."

"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."

"I have a stepladder I never knew my real ladder"

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't, he's dead!"

"I have a habit of standing naked in the laundry room wondering what to wear. This may have contributed to my immense popularity in college."

"Two native-american boys are walking through a forest One spots a bug on the ground, points to it and says to the other, ""ew, squash it!"" The other says, ""no, i'm pretty sure it's a bug."""

"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says ""If an emergency, notify:"" I put ""DOCTOR"". What's my mother going to do?"

"The most annoying thing about being a 1.6 meters male is that when I step on money I'm always short on cash."