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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes"
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"What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico? A senor citizen."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"
"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."
"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."
"I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous."
"If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself."
"A horse walks in a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: I just found out I have cancer."
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