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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that copied a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."

"So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised..."

"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool your Japanese father, shame on your whole family."

"I'd rather spend my Saturday with the dead arm from '127 Hours' than attend a baby shower."

"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."

"Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday"

"What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!"

"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."

"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"