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Joke of the Day
"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."
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"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"
"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."
"Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians... They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met."
"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"
"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"
"Praying mantis walks up to his buddies with no head, ""Guess who got laid last night?"""
"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."
"You've got penis [Cast: a man and a woman.] Woman/man: [bump into each other.] Woman: You've got penis in my vagina. Man: You've got vagina in my penis woman/man: [moan]"
"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? He replied....chicken. Thank god he is good looking."