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Joke of the Day
"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."
Next Joke
"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."
"Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week."
"I just had my iPhone stolen. I wish I thought of this before. Best way to prevent iPhone theft? Make it look like a BlackBerry."
"What do you call someone who is great at casting?? A Mastercaster hahahahahah"
"What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus."
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."
"My four levels of drunk: 1. Bouncy 2. Slide-y 3. Slurry 4. Turtle stuck on its back"
"Did you hear the one about the girl that went deep sea fishing with four guys? She came back with a red snapper."
"Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""