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Joke of the Day
"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."
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"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? with Little Ceasars"
"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."
"What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school? Algaebra..."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid."
"How do crazy people go thru the forest? They take the Psycho path."
"What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common? They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing."
"Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it"
"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"