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Joke of the Day

"One day a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly the blonde's friend said ""Oh look a dead birdie!"" The blonde looked up and said ""Where?"""

"Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!"

"I saw some guy stealing a gate last night... I thought not to shout at him cuz he might take a fence."

"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet"

"I used to not get on with my mother-in-law but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!"

"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."

"The dinosaurs died for our sins."

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"Did you hear about that new movie about Hitler? It's called 2fast2furherious."