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Joke of the Day
"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."
Next Joke
"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."
"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."
"Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud Yes sir, it's fresh ground!"
"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"
"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"
"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"
"Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue."
"What's the password to Forest Gumps laptop? 1forest1"
"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."