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Joke of the Day

"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."

"Hey Buzzfeed, the only way my beard is 2% feces... ...is if I just finished eating 98% of the pussy."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a computer? I give a shit when my computer crashes"

"I think I just passed a Pussy Willow. I couldn't see clearly because there was a big bush in front of it."

"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"My sister asked me to take of her clothes too!! She's a quadriplegic, and is incapable of doing so by herself."

"Knock knock Who's there? I smell a map. I smell a map who? Gross."

"Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album."

"A fly walks into a bar... and asks: ""Is this stool taken?"""

"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."