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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? To finger A-Minor."
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"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gave it to her."
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
"What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!"
"Whats your favorite pickup line? Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van"
"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."
"So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers."
"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."
"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."
"Do you know what ""La Quinta"" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's"