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Joke of the Day

"A cig takes 7 minutes off your life A piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life According to my calculations I should have died in 1812"

"Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."

"What does an Australian chemist call is bro? Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong"

"Clyde: I'm looking 4 a partner. What's ur name? ""Bonnie"" C: That ur real name? ""Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker"" C: ...Bonnie it is"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."

"What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle."

"When chemists die, ...do they barium?"

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny. They're lame."

"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."

"Why did the chicken run across the road? She was worried the egg would get there first."