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Joke of the Day
"I bet my friend $1000 I'd never take it in the butt. He says I am just a sore loser."
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"To me funny is beautiful."
"Why did the IT Admin marry Sally? She had a 19"" rack."
"What is the most dangerous color? Sharktreuse"
"How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !"
"Did you hear about Oscar Pistorius' home improvements? He wants a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend's dead against it"
"""911, what's the emergency?"" we were robbed. they stole the wireless router ""calm down"" also they shot my grandma or something. not sure"
"Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go? Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel."
"Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport."
"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."