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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."

"What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa? ...an eggnogstic"

"How do you know the passengers of the missing plane are alive? A new season of lost is out now!"

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!"

"Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? A: Squeaky clean clothes."

"NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says... ""Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?"" She replies, ""no It's because you're 19""."

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"My penis is like a door Welcome to all"

"People say money is not the key to happiness But with enough money, you can have a key made."

"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."