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Joke of the Day
"A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did."
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"I'm getting tired of always having to slowly raise my hand every time someone angrily asks, ""Who does something like that?!"""
"NSFW what does a suicide bomber need virgins for i read that suicide bombers get offered a bunch of virgins in heaven but whats a pile of mince meat going to do with them in heaven anyway."
"HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, ""CINCO DE WHAT-O? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"""
"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."
"Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate."
"What do you call an unwanted sext? A molext."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."
"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""