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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"
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"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A lickalotapuss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass"
"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."
"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"
"What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!"
"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"
"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."
"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."