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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
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"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."
"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."
"Did you hear about the short psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large"
"I was just adoringly watching my dog sleep and he woke up and caught me and now he thinks I'm some stalker weirdo."
"What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire? ARMold SchwarzenLEGger"
"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."
"Men In Black Men #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."