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Joke of the Day
"Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!"
Next Joke
"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."
"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""
"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception ""I hope porn channel is disabled"".... The girl replies with ""No. It's just the normal stuff you sick fuck""."
"A man's bread shop burnt down Now his business is toast."
"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"
"What did the doctor say to the rude patient who was reluctant to get stitches from him? ""Fine, suture yourself."""
"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"
"Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think ""look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."""
"Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer."