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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"
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"Why do they call the hardest group, ""The Group of Death""? Four rosters of boners & you'd want to die too."
"What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed? ""Holy Sheet!"""
"Why are wedding gowns white? Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge"
"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"Pickup Lines Everyone says you're an Angel, but I think you're Medusa because whenever I stare into your eyes I turn rock hard. Do you like bad grades cause I can give you all the D's"
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"What is a gay couples favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"When is being an ""Alpha"" not a good thing in the dating world? When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well."