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Joke of the Day

"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."

"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"

"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."

"Using my son's raincoat as a hat so my hair doesn't get messed up. He's doing the cutest little shivers!"

"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."

"Many call me an elastic band The more you pull, the harder I cum"

"What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer? The ones with Jam in"

"coworker asked me if I needed a hug and now he doesn't work here because people that are on fire can't work."

"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."