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Joke of the Day
"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."
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"You got acute appendicitis .. No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*"
"Could someone help me decide what's more two faced... Hillary Clinton or the coin"
"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Making a Good Analogy is as Hard as... As hard as... As hard as..."
"I like how supermarkets don't give a shit if an avocado is anywhere near ripe. They're like ""here, buy this, it may eventually become food"""
"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."
"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"
"[me telling a joke] guy wearing a ""Make America Great Again"" hat: I don't understand. ME: There's probably a lot you don't understand."
"I always hate going to my Rastafarian friends house its dreadful"