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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"
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"Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone."
"I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore. Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing."
"How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"If the Scottish started to colonize North America before the British... Could I say that the Scott Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock?"
"What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm..."
"sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you'll never know"
"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."
"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."
"Roses are red. Violets are....red Tulips are red My garden is on fire."